Bunnies of
Somewhere


And the Egg of Doom

The first book in the bunnies of somewhere trilogy

By: Jackpot



Once there were many bunnies living in many holes.
They were obsessed with Scrabble™. One day a chick that made the first crossword puzzle was mad at the scrabble maker making so much lettuce off of his idea. He plotted in his nest working on a egg-bomb and typing in formulas on his computer that has wireless internet.(no there were no humans and yes they had very high-tec devises back in 14000bc but the ice age wiped out the talking bunnies and there high-tec things.
Finally he made it. He called it the teaching bunnies least favorite word STUFF super terrific unreal face fryer. ( by the way the teaching bunny hates the “stuff” because according the marrein wabster (an animal of witch Webster evolved from.)dictionary stuff means: many things. Revering to a group of things.) It was called the face fryer because it is a multi-colored egg that blows up when you crack it open. It was march 30th and his plot would be in action 2 weeks.(16 days back then.) First he had to get rid of the Easter bunny . This was going to be hard considering there was 450,000,000,000 of them (that’s four hundred fifty billion) But they where all in one hole getting ready. He hi-jack the farmer that delivers the Easter bunnies there eggs. Yes that would be easer to do.
First he made a nest in a tree next to the farmers house. Next he got his BIG-MAN suit so he can be tall enough to be a fake farmer. Then at night he broke into the farmers house and stole some of his cloths.(and painted a mustache of his face). The next day he went to town to get some sleeping pills for that night. When the farmer was sleeping he made him breakfeast and put the pills in it. That day the farmer was supposed to deliver the eggs was sleeping and the chick delivered the STUFF. But while he was unfolding his plan he was being watched. The chicken assistant of one of the bunnies was “peeping” on him. The Red Roster made a, pit hole and captered the evil chick. He was then purified and spent to rest of his life working for easter bunny number 367652735.



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LOL This was something I did for school!!!:^)






Rock “Rocks” the house.






Jackpot






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Once there was a kid. He was out playing with his
dog when the tennis ball hit a rock. Then the rock
started to MOVE.( well this was a bad thing considering
that ROCKS CAN’T MOVE!!!!!!!)
“What the pebbles?” asked the rock.
“ You can talk?” asked Jimmy.( that’s the boys name)
“Why that’s almost as crazy as a bird that flies, or a
fish that swims” ( as you can see, Jimmy was not that
smart)
“Ummmm yeah?” said the rock. “ What year is it?”
“2022” said Jimmy.
“Wow a lot has changed in 20,000 years.” the rock
replied.
“Your from the year 22?” exclaimed Jimmy.( not very
good at math either)
“ Well 18,000 B.C.” replied the rock.
“Well how smart were the people back in
1800 B.C.?”
“18,000 BC!!! Well besides the flying cars every where you looked, and developing a cure for the common cold, pretty much the same as you.” replied rock.
“Then why don’t we still have those things?” asked Jimmy.
“The ice age destroyed them all.” replied rock.
“The next day Jimmy went to the park. There he met rock again.
“Hey Jimmy.” the rock said, “ I need a place for the next 3 millenniums. Think I could stay at your place?”
“Sure” replied Jimmy “But, we need to give you a name”
“Humm ok. How about Festo?” suggested rock.
“No, no. We need something manly, something tough, something like, like, Mr.FuzzyWuzzy”
“Oh My Pebbles no!!!”
“Yes”
“OK, but call me F.W.”
And so, for the next 3 minutes they got along great.
Then they got into a fight.
“Its my M&M™”
“No mine”
That went on for about the next 12 hours. Then it was time for bed.
“I get to sleep in the bed.” demanded FW.
“Its my bed!” said Jimmy
“Well, its my house!!!” suggested FW.
“No it isn’t”
“Oh right”
“Here I’ll sleep on the floor and you sleep in the bed!!!” suggested Jimmy.
“Oh O.K.” FW said.( That worked better than he thought it would!!!)
The next day was Monday. Jimmy brought FW to school. On the bus the kids made of him. Many 2nd graders had pet rocks, but, not very many 13 year olds.
During show-and-tell he said that he brought a talking rock. When he talked to FW, it talked back, but, the other kids could not here it. The teacher sent him to the school psychiatrist Mrs.Diputs
“What’s wrong?” she asked.
“My rock I brought to school will not talk to me.” he replied.
“Can I see this rock?” She asked.
“Sure” he said in reply.
He showed her FW.
“Well its just rock.” she said.
She then called his house and Jimmy’s mom came to pick him up.
“Why do I need to pick you up?” she asked.
“My pet rock, FW, wouldn’t talk to me during show-and-tell.” he replied.
“Well, honey, I hate to brake this two you, but, ROCKS CAN’T TALK!!!” she said.
“Yes they can, you just can’t hear them.” he said.
When they got home Jimmy went up to his room. He had to think of something. Jimmy left FW in his backpack, but FW didn’t like being in Jimmy’s back pack.
“Get me out of here.” he demanded.
Jimmy’s mother was in the kitchen and she heard all of this
“Jimmy did you lock yourself in the bathroom again? Just turn the thing on the knob so its straight.” she yelled.
“Get me out of this smelly old backpack!!!” FW nearly turned into sand when he said that he said it so loud.
Just then Jimmy’s mom started looking through his
backpack. FW was furious. He started writing a book with a pencil and notebook he found in the backpack. It was a book about what rocks do not like, 1. Being stuck in a backpack. 2. Being hit by a tennis ball 3. Squirrels 4. Farmers 5. Other rocks 6. Well ummm uuuuu lets just move on with the story.
“What is this rock doing in your backpack Jimmy?” Jimmy’s mother said.
“Oh that’s FW the talking rock” replied Jimmy.
“Hello you fa…”
“FW!!” warned Jimmy.
“Fascinating women” said FW quickly.
“Oh my goodness that rock can talk” gasped Jimmy’s mother.
“And sing.” replied FW.
“And fly.” said Jimmy.
“Fly?” said Jimmy’s mom.
“Fly?” said rock.
“Fly!” said Jimmy. “See watch”
Just then Jimmy picked up FW and tossed him through the window. And that’s how Jimmy lost $65 paying for the window, and gained the knowledge that if you throw a rock, it will fly. Oh and also rock got the 6th “What Rocks Don’t Like” phrase. 6. Rocks don’t like being thrown out the window.
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